Step One: Walk 2km to the nearest village.
Step Two: Fill containers with water from the well.
Step Three: Walk 2km back to camp, carrying said water.
Step Four: Chop Wood.
Step Five: Start Fire.
Step Six: Fill all available clean pots and pans with water.
Step Seven: Put them on fire (see step five).
Step Eight: Get undressed (quick as you can, its 3 degrees)
Step Nine: Transfer now hot water from fire back to bucket.
Step Ten: Lather Up
Step 11: Hands
Step 12: Face
Step Thirteen: Body
Step Fourteen: Rinse
Step Fifeteen: Dry